Christ, cast out the wine
into the swine
and then cast the swine off into me.
You were giving Bill Cosby a Handjob at Jurrasic Park
when the aliens came.
They left bored with Booze Pig.
Rest in Peace Booze Pig.
Three days at the Hacienda turned out to be spent at the RSA
In a tent woven of scrotum
keeping the yoga mats from sliding in under the doors